I want a browser extension that blocks all forms of algorithmic discovery so that when I discover things it is because I heard about it "on the grapevine" rather than enabling the sort of interconnected eternal click-click-click that the hyperlink-enabled web has created and which infinitely-scrolling websites such as Twitter and Facebook (i.e. most or all social media) have leaned harder into.
I'm currently using Requestly (https://requestly.io/) to inject this nightmarishly inefficient script into all twitter pages:
setInterval(function(){
switch (window.location.href) {
case "https://twitter.com/explore":
case "https://twitter.com/home": window.location.href = "https://newforum.droqen.com/index.php?topic=294.0";
}
}, 1)